I am a moderately sane cajun river rat that serves tea with bouts of randomness, and irrepressible flights of fancy. I am the posterchild for ADD, and at 27, bring home the bacon from Domino's quite literally. I am the queen of double entendres. Though a mediocre author, I am a fanfiction lover at my best. Full of snark, and antiquated wit. At least I like to think so. I'm not very good at speaking in the "voice" I need most of my major characters to speak with, though through perserverance, I've managed to not look or sound completly like a fool ...I think. The rest I leave to chance, the roll of the dice, and sheer dumb luck.

As they say in whispers in private circles around the world over, don't annoy the crazy person.

 "The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!" -Jack Kerouac

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